Privacy Policy

1. Information We Collect (Zero, Zilch, Nada)

When you visit this site, you are anonymous. We don't ask for your name, email, or favorite color (though we hope it's something bright). You can look at pictures, read stories, and download art without telling us a single thing about yourself.

2. Cookies 🍪

We prefer the kind with chocolate chips.

Technically, this website might use a tiny bit of "local storage" or a session cookie just to remember basic things like "did you close that modal?" so we don't annoy you. But we aren't using creepy third-party trackers to follow you around the internet.

3. Donations

If you choose to donate (thank you, by the way! You're awesome!), we use Venmo. We don't see your credit card number or bank details—Venmo handles all that security stuff. We might see your name and a fun emoji you send with the donation, but that's it.

4. Analytics

We might look at anonymous stats like "100 people visited today" or "Space Turtles are more popular than Forest Goblins." This helps us know what art you like. It doesn't tell us who you are.

5. Updates to This Policy

If we ever decide to become evil data overlords, we will update this page. But don't hold your breath. We're too busy drawing.

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Effective Date: Today, Tomorrow, and Forever (until further notice).